How Lazy Are We?

Just read about the Orgasmatron on Gizmodo.

Okay people how freaking lazy can you get!!! $12,000 for a device that will give you instant orgasms? Maybe this mechanism will be the one to kick start a new generation of humans who will view sex as

Future generations of humans will be able to get instant orgasms without all the messiness. Carnal pleasures are made to be so deliciously irresistible for the species so that we seek out mates to copulate to ensure out genetic lines will be passed on and that our species will survive.

As I was showering, I thought about how maybe this device isn't just for the lazy. Here are some very practical applications of the Orgasmatron (great brand name by the way):

- Bored during conference calls, bored no more! Press a little button and you'll snap to attention to ensure you at least catch the finishing speech.
- How about that long commute home on a Friday night? The traffic is ten miles long and the road crew decides to crap on your day some more by choosing this night to repaint the lines.
- It's been a long, tiring day but you are feeling rather horny, yet you don't feel like wrestling with your mate? No worries, Orgasmatron to the rescue!

If sex toys like these become more affordable for the general population, will the female population eventually choose machines over human partners for sexual gratification for 80% the time? Will the human population eventually dwindle? Will there be laws that prohibits driving while sensory circuits are overloaded? Now that, that would be an interesting law to write up.